You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac,… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
