Bed Quote by Jim Cummings

The guy has baggy pants, flat feet, the most miserable, bedraggled-looking little bastard you ever saw; makes itchy gestures as though he's got crabs…

— Sterling Ford

I was the funny-looking one who wore a trench coat and played hacky sack with the other greasy kids.

— Zoe Quinn

“Gary nips my finger and starts clawing his way up my shoulder, hissing like an angry kettle. It's just not natural for something so…

— Holly Smale

“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed. “I…

— Sara Wolf

Of course, when we got home, we found that Dagda had peed on my down comforter. He had also eaten part of Mom's maidenhair…

— Cate Tiernan

“It was spring when it happened and the schoolroom windows were open all day long, and every afternoon after Billy left we had milk…

— Ellen Gilchrist

“He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and forgotten to say 'when'!”

— P. G. Wodehouse

“A smell caught Kitty's attention, yanking her thoughts back to the present. The scent of someone she knew, but up on the roof? Curiosity…

— Shannon Hale

“Sometimes on flat boring afternoons, he'd squatted on the curb of St. Deval Street and daydreamed silent pearly snowclouds into sifting coldly through the…

— Truman Capote

“When the girl returned, some hours later, she carried a tray, with a cup of fragrant tea steaming on it; and a plate piled…

— Kenneth Grahame

What kind of freak is this kid who's giggling hysterically with the girls in the neighbouring beds, each with a crush on the other…

— Melina Marchetta

There must be hundreds of unsung heroes and heroines who first tasted strange things growing - and think of the man who first ate…

— Gladys Taber