How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper. — Benjamin Spock Copy Share Image
I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it? — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
“How's the world treating you this morning?' 'Like a baby treats a diaper.” — Biyi Bandele-Thomas Copy Share Image
“Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to be changed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“The diaper bag, the car seat, the bottles, the pacifiers, the changing mat, the wipes, and all the toys in their primary… — Dina Silver Copy Share Image
Sex = babies. Wish more teenagers realized that. Now that you have a baby, put the alcohol down & change your babies diaper! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just… — Drew Brees Copy Share Image
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The diaper commercial where the babys have a diaper filling contest is making my life right now. — Mark Salling Copy Share Image
Some people need 2 wear a diaper on their face for all the shit that's always coming from their mouths! — Afk Copy Share Image
“Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“I’m going to put a diaper on you for nap because you’re still learning. You’ve done such a good job today, and… — Jamie Glowacki Copy Share Image
When I come home from work, if I just played a really good game and I'm on top of the world, I… — Kirk Cousins Copy Share Image
Everything seems like, 'If I don't change this diaper correctly, she won't go to college.' My advice is, know that the time… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
It's so funny because as a parent you kind of just fall into your roles. Nate loves to change a diaper more… — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
“A photograph of a disposable diaper floating in the arctic miles away from human habitat fueled my daily determination to save at… — Gloria Ng Copy Share Image
It's funny - before, I would say I'm not sure I can change a diaper in my life and now it's, 'I… — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
“Observe," she said. "You put the diaper under here, and around there, and you—if you had one—pin the whole thing ogether. Now… — Emma Goldrick Copy Share Image
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9. — Nikki Reed Copy Share Image
I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. — Elisabeth Hasselbeck Copy Share Image
I would read a lot about how to be a dad. I had never changed a diaper before we had Birdie. — Daniel Bryan Copy Share Image
As any parent knows, sharing diaper duty sure beats changing them all yourself. — Brianna Keilar Copy Share Image
I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.” — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
One of my dreams was being called a 'Diaper Dandy' by Dick Vitale. He calls me that all the time now. It's… — Trae Young Copy Share Image
“We take a beautiful little boy and we put him in a diaper and we give him a lethal weapon and we… — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
