Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My son claims he "loves me," but the contents with which he fills diapers HE KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise.”

— Rob Delaney

“I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.”

— Jerry Stahl

“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”

— Sophie Oak

“But I actually did change Mary-Kate’s and Ashley’s diapers once. And that was four years ago. Ashley came up with the punch line to…

— Bob Saget

“You’re standing there in a fur diaper and you’re going to give her shit about her bathing habits?”

— Ruby Dixon

“I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his…

— Keith Richards

“My love for you is like diarrhoea, it never stops.”

— Dude I'm Kidnapping Byun Baekhyun

“When the panties drop, dear God, girl, make sure you unhook at least one ankle or when he gets to that epic moment where…

— C.M. Stunich

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

— Chance The Rapper

I take a little pride in my diaper-changing, actually.

— Clayton Kershaw

“Love is like a toilet bowl. One touch and you too could be in deep shit.”

— Pamela August Russell

Real men change diapers!

— Nick Cannon