Quote by Amber Dusick

Some people need 2 wear a diaper on their face for all the shit that's always coming from their mouths!

— Afk

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly…

— Damon Runyon

“please disinfect before handling the infanta.”

— Gabrielle Zevin

“A photograph of a disposable diaper floating in the arctic miles away from human habitat fueled my daily determination to save at least one…

— Gloria Ng

We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.

— Chelsea Clinton

“I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's the pin?" "Pin?" "Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't…

— Emma Goldrick

You think, "Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand," but when it's your child, "Oh, it's not that bad,…

— Richard Sherman

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

— David Duchovny

Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all at once.…

— Polly Berrien Berends

“Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to…

— Erma Bombeck

“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”

— Sophie Oak

“Give me a cat over a kid any day.   You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the…

— Tara Sivec