Right now Quote by Jerry Stahl Download Open image ““I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.”” — Jerry Stahl ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Right now
“You’re standing there in a fur diaper and you’re going to give her shit about her bathing habits?” — Ruby Dixon Copy Share Image
“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. I was in the crib, and she was playing cribbage… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to be changed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“How's the world treating you this morning?' 'Like a baby treats a diaper.” — Biyi Bandele-Thomas Copy Share Image
“I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's the pin?" "Pin?" "Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't… — Emma Goldrick Copy Share Image
“So what are you going to wear?” I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past… — Sean Kennedy Copy Share Image
“From diapers on, I felt like there was something not good about me, but it was invisible to everybody but my mother. And whenever… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
It's funny - before, I would say I'm not sure I can change a diaper in my life and now it's, 'I got this,… — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
“I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
“This was, I sometimes thought, the last gift my father gave me. And the best: His death stood out as the supreme-o excuse for… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I think there's a phenomenon of people who want to be around something that seems "dangerous." It makes them feel more real. — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I always figured I myself would never be lucky enough to die, I'd just live on and on in this increasingly dreary spiral. — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“Not until I stopped doing drugs altogether did I feel like a man. Not until I walked out of that fire did I have… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“Not doing something crude right off is about as close as a guy like me ever gets to class.” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger. — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I always tell myself, when I remember the non-stop self-generated hell party that used to be my life, I wouldn't be here if I… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
My own theory is that people are just so desperate for somebody they can feel better than, in America. Now that everyone's going broke… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“...with enough rock in your system, you could hear every noise in the universe.” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of people are in love with stress. It's the dirty little secret of Western civilization. People often mistake stress… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“There are stories you don't want to tell, and there are stories that scald your brainpan right down to the tongue at the mere… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I could program a 'fabulous, I love it' kind of hit season right now. I'm more interested in breaking boundaries, telling a story, defying… — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
“Now you’re wet. You’re so wet you’re leaking down your ass. You’re soaking my pillow. I don’t think I’m ever washing it. I want… — Susan Stoker Copy Share Image
Right now we're concerned about budget. Right now we're concerned about the prospect of interest rate rise. We're concerned about government corruption, government handing… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
Most paper money initially existed as a substitute for gold. That's what gave it value. But right now what gives a currency value is… — Peter Schiff Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
“The words for what I want to say right now don't exist. Everything sounds…so cliché.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
I am at a point in my life where everything I have worked for starts to look like a burden, a weight on my… — Simone Abou Samra Copy Share Image
“Will you destroy something in order to make it beautiful? Will you avoid something in order to fall in love with it? Will you… — Hanif Hassan Barbhuiya Copy Share Image
If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Be in a state of gratitude for everything that shows up in your life. Be thankful for the storms as well as the smooth… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
We're going to create factory jobs for recent immigrants, and Donald Trump is going to take care of them. That's why his numbers, even… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
I am on sabbatical as of right now, been too busy to think of about my OWN needs as of late. — Jim Diamond Copy Share Image
