Two hands Quote by Emma Goldrick

“Well is it said: ‘See a pin and pick it up, and all day long you’ll have a pin.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.”

— Jerry Stahl

“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. I was in the crib, and she was playing cribbage…

— Jarod Kintz

“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person…

— Eoin Colfer

“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”

— Sophie Oak

“She had a diaper pail, a car seat, a stroller and something he’d never even seen before—a breast pump, according to the box. He…

— Brenda Novak

“Ginny yelled through her megaphone as we worked, telling us to view the trash we picked up as a gathering of all the souls…

— Lisa Burstein

“Diaper spelled backwards is repaid , think about it.”

— Marshall McLuhan

“She hasn't forgotten that I once called that thing she does, with the pins, Pinteresque.”

— Olivia Sudjic

“It comes in pints?”

— Peter Jackson

“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.”

— Amber Dusick

“But I actually did change Mary-Kate’s and Ashley’s diapers once. And that was four years ago. Ashley came up with the punch line to…

— Bob Saget