Money Quote by Amber Dusick

“That night I woke up to a strange fact; keep milk not to drink but to feed the cat.”

— Aporva Kala

“And now I got to sleep in on Sunday mornings. Cool. Plus no more of that tree-hugging, love-thy-neighbor, hippy type mumbo jumbo that I…

— Thee Ace Man

“I remember the mantra of visitors when she was a newborn—sleep when the baby sleeps! And I wanted to laugh. I wanted to say,…

— Ruth Ware

“I had been having trouble sleeping, and had found that actually getting up was marginally preferable to lying in my bed batting away the…

— Jojo Moyes

“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I woke up feeling extra sluggish, probably because I had a hard time sleeping. I grabbed an apple from the dining table and headed…

— Steve the Noob

“encroach, v. The first three nights we spent together, I couldn't sleep. I wasn't used to your breathing, your feet on my legs, your…

— David Levithan

“I didn't have the best night's sleep. It was full of limping strangers, cats with keys, postmen wearing fright wigs and Miss Jane Marple…

— Victoria Abbott

“Could the stories that parents tell children to lull them to sleep actually be true?”

— Ken Liu

“My mother was in the bathtub crying and I was standing outside the door waiting, just in case she decided to slip her head…

— Eula Biss

“The only parents in the world who don’t need sleep, and our child already sleeps through the night.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“I was asleep.” “You’re not asleep now.” “You wouldn’t be either if you woke up to hear a woman outside of your house claiming…

— Maria Luis