Advice Quote by Alyson Hannigan

When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the…

— Chris Rock

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck…

— Lisa McMann

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

— Jorge Posada

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can…

— Charles Barkley

It's funny - before, I would say I'm not sure I can change a diaper in my life and now it's, 'I got this,…

— Maryse Mizanin

I learned real fast that you need to have a plan of action when changing diapers, or it can get dicey fast.

— Coy Bowles

As any parent knows, sharing diaper duty sure beats changing them all yourself.

— Brianna Keilar

I take a little pride in my diaper-changing, actually.

— Clayton Kershaw

Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

— Andrew Lincoln

Let's thank nurses for making sure we never have to change our parents' diapers.

— Anonymous

Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.

— Anonymous