Humor Quote by Dav Pilkey Download Open image ““Have you read your UNDERPANTS today?”” — Dav Pilkey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Read Read Underpants Today Underpants Underpants Today Underwear
“But me, my jeans, tank, boots and socks, commando and braless, walked right out the door and, like we had many, many times before,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I’m almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants?” — Dani Harper Copy Share Image
“Does all your underwear look like it belongs in a high-class strip show?” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Within minutes of entering this stranger’s house, I had my briefs off and it was naked hoedown time.” — Terry Ryan Copy Share Image
“If I were to receive to an anonymous pair of underpants in the mail, it would really spoil my life." --André Breton” — André Breton Copy Share Image
“Nine o’clock came and I was allowed to go upstairs and take a shower. I had a half an hour before bed. I got… — Damien Black Copy Share Image
“Looks to me like you need help. Do you know that you're wearing Thursday panties and today's Monday?” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too challenging. Don't… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
Being an author is fun. It's a great job, because I can stay up as late as I want, and if I feel like… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
Once I have the story in my head, I write it down. The illustrations usually come last. — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
My reading preferences are kind of all over the board - I read nonfiction, I read graphic novels. — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
I created 'Captain Underpants' when I was in the second grade. I was constantly getting in trouble for being the class clown, so my… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
Having a sense of fun in books is a huge, huge deal, because a lot of times kids - even me when I got… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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