Douche ( a k a men Quote by Anonymous

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one.

— Vedica

You shld put a condomn on yr head. if yr gna act lika d*ck - you might as well dress like one !

— Anonymous

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a…

— David Mazzucchelli

Attitude like a underwear don't show it. just wear it.

— Cassandra

Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit!

— Green Monk

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

— Anonymous

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

— Adam Ant

I think you should just wear something you feel comfortable in. It's important to make a statement, but don't kill yourself over it.

— Alexandra Roach

Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

— Martine McCutcheon

Attitude Like A Underwear, Dont Show It. Just Wear It.

— Jhoni13