Humor Quote by SONYA PARKER Download Open image “You only have 1 dick because you only need 1 chick.” — SONYA PARKER ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
Guy`s only have one dick,but why mostly lot of them, not contented in one pussy;?? — Evergreen D Copy Share Image
Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want? — George Gershwin Copy Share Image
I don't care about how many girls my home boys get, I just want you to be my 1 & only gurl. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Baby open your mouth, I'm tryna get your tongue wet, dumb sex. Three or four bitches in a day, it's enough dick for all… — Max B Copy Share Image
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Two chicks. I mean, ladies... ah - women, girls, whatever the term is. I'll get it. I've got it marked down somewhere. — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
If someone leaves you because of a flaw or small problem they're immature, and they are definitely wrong for you. So, good riddance. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
If holding onto them requires you to lower your self-worth and self-respect let go of them. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I still care about you, but youve lost my trust, youve lost my respect and youve lost me. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Everyone has dreams, but everyone isn't willing to fight for their dreams to come true. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
A jerk will keep hurting you then apologize to keep you from leaving them, and then do it all over again — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Just because you failed yesterday it doesn't mean that you can't succeed today or tomorrow. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Today isn't just another day off, it's a day to remember those who have sacrificed their life for your FREEDOM. Happy Memorial Day! — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Stop holding onto people that treat you like crap. They might be nice sometimes, but the rest of the time they disrespect you and… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Nice people hate saying 'no' to their friends and family, that's why they get used and taken advantage of. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Most people don't reach their goals because reaching their goals requires them to do things that they don't want to do. You might not… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Once a person turns cold it's hard to change back into who they used to be. They have to let go of the past,… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
You're unhappy with your life because you give up when things don't happen fast enough for you. The bigger the goal the longer it… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
