Quote by Author Name Download Open image “Suck My Dick With A Motherfucking Condom :)” — Author Name ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
The first thought that goes through my mind, right after I close the bedroom door, and right before I put on a condom is, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do… — Zak Copy Share Image
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest.… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom? — Adam Ant Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
