I should just give up on love. Because love gives up on me. — Amanda Roberts Broken love Copy Share Image
Target. The Walmart for people who think they are too good for Walmart. — Amanda Roberts Funny Copy Share Image
If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party? — Amanda Roberts Bachelor party Copy Share Image
I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do-.- — Amanda Roberts Funny Copy Share Image
Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster. — Amanda Roberts Funny Copy Share Image
New camo condoms? She'll never see you cumming again. — Amanda Roberts Funny sarcasm Copy Share Image
Not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar. — Amanda Roberts Funny sarcasm Copy Share Image
You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers… — Amanda Roberts Funny Copy Share Image
Why are their stitch marks on zombies? Who the fuck is giving them medical attention? — Amanda Roberts Funny sarcasm Copy Share Image
I don't move forward because I'm happy, I move forward to make you happy. — Amanda Roberts Being happy Copy Share Image
If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards it's about a guy who parties longer than everyone else. — Amanda Roberts Party Copy Share Image
