Funny sarcasm Quote by Amanda Roberts

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

It was a mistake, I should have worn a condom.

— Sara Quin

Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.

— Mac Miller

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

“By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!

— Mariah

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.

— Anonymous

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

— Katt Williams

Its fuck the world, no condom.

— Lil Wayne

New condom slogan:Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks

— Anonymous

She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, You want me to wear a condom!¨

— Shubham Joshi