Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “New condom slogan:Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too, because you’re taking care of the risky part. Like you’re a professional. Roll it on, squeeze the tip, turn back to her, ready, set go. Like I’d just done a little disappearing act on myself and… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share
...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months! :p — Zak Copy Share
Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly! — Mariah Copy Share Image
“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own fucking life. - Lady Gaga — Lady Gaga Copy Share
“You won’t ever catch me wearing an oven mitt, because what’s wrong with a regular condom? If I’m wearing an oven mitt, I’m too… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
