Too late Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’ll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot—including my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mind if I kept my penis warm in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

“My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means “too stupid to use a condom.”

— John Goode

“Always use condom sense!”

— TayloR Puck M.S. M.Ed. Ph.D. c

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
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— Jarod Kintz

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.”

— Bauvard

“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.”

— Mark Gungor