Writing Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’ll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot—including my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm a novelist. Anything you say can be taken down and used against you in a work of fiction.”

— Anne R. Allen

“My dear man, there's nothing I'd like better than to be by myself occasionally... I suppose you expect me to sit here and dream…

— Sinclair Lewis

“another hot summer night as I sit here and play at being a writer again. and the worst thing of course is that the…

— Charles Bukowski

“I write very simple and very naked. That's why it wounds. I'm a grey and blue landscape. I rise in a dry fountain and…

— Clarice Lispector

“Yeah, weirdly, our cell doesn't have laundry facilities. So I figured I'll wash undies at one time and outerwear at another, anyways keeping some…

— Kresley Cole

“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss…

— Elle Casey

“the time coming when I can endure to read my own writing in print without blushing—shivering and wishing to take cover?”

— Virginia Woolf

“It is splendid to be a great writer, to put men into the frying pan of your imagination and make them pop like chestnuts.”

— Gustave Flaubert

“You won’t ever catch me wearing an oven mitt, because what’s wrong with a regular condom? If I’m wearing an oven mitt, I’m too…

— Jarod Kintz

“No one has expressed it better than a great novelist I heard once on a talk show who said something like "You want to…

— Anne Lamott

“I really believe that if I were not a writer, not a creator, not an experimenter, I might have been a very faithful wife.”

— Anaïs Nin