Condom Quote by Jarod Kintz

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“In all your life, only a few moments matter. Mostly you never get a good look at them except in hindsight, long after they've…

— Tana French

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that after a…

— Beatrice Stark Girl Detective

“...she should say something since the man was still standing there holding her like she was his virgin bride or something. Virgin. She wasn’t.…

— Lexi Blake

“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from just listening…

— Christine Zolendz

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Even with the condom on, I can still feel the piercing enough. And I love it. In fact, I’m ruined. I’ll never want another…

— C.M. Owens

“She hands me a security badge that says VIRGIN.”

— Andrew Shaffer

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout