“I was fully prepared to be met by the Mr. Sexy that lives here. I thought I was, anyhow. What I wasn't… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“I feed the damn thing and clean the shit out of her litterbox. The least she could do is purr for me… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“It'd be great if I actually got to have sex while being a slut. -ALYSSA” — C.M. Owens Random Copy Share Image
“Like someone ripped my heart out, chewed it up, and then spit it into the pits of hell.” — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“What?” I ask, wondering why he’s keeping his body on the bed instead of coming down on top of me while he… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“My father always said not to drink when you had secrets to keep. You never know what might come out. ” — C.M. Owens Father Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in second chances. If someone will do something once, they'll do it again.” — C.M. Owens Luck Copy Share Image
“She’s feisty. I like that. Most girls just wither and shiver in your presence. Not sure why your cock is on a… — C.M. Owens Goals Copy Share Image
“I do hardcore Kegel exercises. My pussy is a ninja,” she says seriously, waiting for me to respond. I…hell,” — C.M. Owens Fitness Copy Share Image
“For the record, the proposal was just a courtesy. You would have been mine regardless. -KANE” — C.M. Owens Love Copy Share Image
“It's all the rage. Billionaire Doms. Kink. All that stuff. But they just like the fantasy of it. Tie a girl up… — C.M. Owens Humor Copy Share Image
“I kind of have a problem," I awkwardly mumble. He turns with a menacing smirk plastered to his slightly shadowed face. "I… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“no saint goes without sinning, and no sinner goes without having some saintly qualities. You can judge one for their mistakes, or… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“Ironically enough. Or is it coincidentally enough? Irony versus coincidence always gets me.” — C.M. Owens Luck Copy Share Image
“Even with the condom on, I can still feel the piercing enough. And I love it. In fact, I’m ruined. I’ll never… — C.M. Owens Another man Copy Share Image
“I don't want you out of my life... ever. I'm not scared of you at all. I'm pretty fucking scared of your… — C.M. Owens Life Copy Share Image
“Well, if you lived your whole life without socks, your feet would be just fine. You wouldn't know the difference. But, once… — C.M. Owens Cold weather Copy Share Image
“You need an engraved invitation or something? ‘Maya’s hungry, talented vagina cordially invites your big penis to come stay the night.’ How’s… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“For the record, I asked her to spell tuna sub backwards and said that’s what I wanted to do to her face,”… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“Fate is just a made-up word used to give us hope or absolution. We find hope when we believe bad things happen… — C.M. Owens Bad thing Copy Share Image
“It’ll ruin my vagina! Don’t let them do this!” Lilah shouts. “You love my vagina, Benson!” — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image