Quote by C.M. Owens

“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Where is the tuna? Where? Where?”

— Helen Fielding

Percy frowned "You have a feast for tuna?

— Rick Riordan

“Um.” Her jaw bobbed like a fish out of water for a second before her brain engaged. “What are you doing here?” His face…

— Lisa Kessler

“Maybe he’s MTB,” she says, cutting me off, “but maybe not. And until you figure that out, I’m just saying there are other fish…

— Lauren Morrill

After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'

— Steve Carell

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with the spine of a fish, I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

“If your guys don’t start seeing some quality tuna and salmon coming through the door, I’m moving them up to advanced regurgitation resistance tactics.…

— Juliette Harper

“It is in vain to drown a fish, no matter how deep you submerge it.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Swimming won't make you a fish, but if you're a fish you will swim.”

— Keith Giles

“My mother is a fish.”

— William Faulkner

“Oddly, Leigh couldn’t think of anything to say. How exactly should one respond to a threat spelled out in fish?”

— Edie Claire