Happiness Quotes by Amanda Roberts

I should just give up on love. Because love gives up on me.

— Amanda Roberts

Yoga pants are just push-up bras for your ass.

— Amanda Roberts

Why do you play hard to get if your already hard to want....

— Amanda Roberts

S.L.U.T.=Super Loose Universal Tramps

— Amanda Roberts

Target. The Walmart for people who think they are too good for Walmart.

— Amanda Roberts

If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party?

— Amanda Roberts

I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do-.-

— Amanda Roberts

Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster.

— Amanda Roberts

New camo condoms? She'll never see you cumming again.

— Amanda Roberts

Not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar.

— Amanda Roberts

You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers house.

— Amanda Roberts

Why are their stitch marks on zombies? Who the fuck is giving them medical attention?

— Amanda Roberts