Funny Quote by Amanda Roberts

It's very strange to wake up in my own bed, as weird as that sounds, because I'm always on the road.

— Jonathan Scott

You know you had a wild night when you wake up to find your bed peed in and you didn't do it.

— Anonymous

I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn't much fun. Home wasn't the same if I couldn't sleep…

— Peg Kehret

“There was no etiquette guide in the universe that told you how to handle waking up in a house you'd fled from as a…

— Tiffany Baker

I had no idea what time I’d left, how I’d gotten home, who’d been up here, and how long he, she, or they had…

— Heather King

Wherever I went I felt like the last person awake in a room full of sleepers

— Tim Winton

I woke up as the sun was reddening; and that was the one distinct time in my life, the strangest moment of all, when…

— Jack Kerouac

With 'My House' I was diving into this daydream of running away and becoming reconnected.

— Declan McKenna

At night we are all strangers, even to ourselves.

— Alexander McCall Smith

I can wake up crazy or normal; it depends.

— David Luiz

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

— Robert A. Heinlein

That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and that hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing in the…

— Anonymous