Comedy Quote by Katt Williams Download Open image “Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.” — Katt Williams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Condom Funny Humor Pleasure Turns
Dont always buy a box of condoms whenever you with her, buy her teddy bear, chocolate or actual gift. Matured ladies appretiates gifts — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TOUCH her heart, not her body. STEAL her attention not her virginity, Make her laugh don't waste her time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenàhugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around ...she'll love it. — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
If she a keeper...then keep her...if shes freaky..then freak her...if she naughty...do it nice...and if she bad...hit it twice. — If She A Keeperthen Keep Herif Shes Freaky Copy Share Image
If Shes A Keeper. . . . .Then KEEP Her ! If She's A Freak. . . . .Then FREAK Her. . . .… — Jason Santana Copy Share Image
Touch her heart not her body , steal her attention not her virginity , make her laugh , don't waste her tears .. -_- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her smile, not cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit! — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Haters if u have nobody to hate on feel free to hate on me call my hair not luxurious when you know it is… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Member we done put the coco puffs on top of the refrgerater and now they aint even up there , them damn group of… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Had to be careful though, had to be careful coz weed is gettin stronger every 2 weeks. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image