Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Women are suspicious of this male ritual of the bachelor party and are suspicious of what men do and say when they… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
Bella What is that? Edward I'm late for my bachelor party. [Emmett leaps up to Bella's window] Emmett Send him out, Bella,… — Twilight Copy Share Image
“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job… — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot,… — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
I myself have participated in girl-on-girl shows for men that would ask for it, of which were very, very many. It is… — Annie Lobert Copy Share Image
I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“It was hard to judge a man's full character by his bachelor party etiquette.” — Lola Dodge Copy Share Image
I didn't have a bachelor party, but even if I did, I wouldn't go to Vaishnodevi! — Alok Nath Copy Share Image
I've never gone to a bachelor party, where I didn't, no matter how much I loved the people there, hate them so… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
“Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you.” Ty sighed. “I think I’m too old for this bachelor party crap.”… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“At my bachelor party I had Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” play on repeat, while I enjoyed the spectacle of a midget stripper… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Covered in slivered almonds and soaked in booze, Italian rum cake is everything kids hate about everything. No one even ate it.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Why were you so happy to see me? You know, besides my general awesomeness." Marz pushed out of his chair, big grin… — Laura Kaye Copy Share Image
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
