Condom Quote by Ayelet Waldman Download Open image “Here are my Mommy Messages: Wear a condom and test your Molly.” — Ayelet Waldman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condom Messages Tests
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest.… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
What do you do when your mother inlaw snds horrible messages? A:send her an accidental message- Thanks babe I love you and its positive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex without Condoms is Magicalà_A baby appears &&àThe Father Disappears. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom? — Adam Ant Copy Share Image
What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're drunk they… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
You know, I feel like my job is to write a book. Then filmmakers come and they make a movie. And they're two really… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
I went from resenting my mother-in-law to accepting her, finally to appreciating her. What appeared to be her diffidence when I was first married,… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Most writers spend their lives standing a little apart from the crowd, watching and listening and hoping to catch that tiny hint of despair,… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
The thing about youthful offenders is that no one seems to care about them. Most people don't like adolescents - even the good ones… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
I was born in Israel, to Canadian parents. My father immigrated in 1948, part of a wave of young men and women who came… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Lots of medications work for a month, or a year, and then stop working. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
If you focus all of your emotional passion on your children and you neglect the relationship that brought that family into existence... eventually, things… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
I think I wish I had never spanked my children, but I have. And they remember every instance like they tattooed it on their… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
With prodigious bravery and eviscerating humor, Roxane Gay takes on culture and politics in Bad Feminist-and gets it right, time and time again. We… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Because of my bipolar disorder, I tend to these mixed states, which are depressed but loud and agitated. So I can be terribly irritable.… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
You should put a condomn on your head. if yr gna act lika dick - you might as well dress like one ! — Jm Copy Share Image
“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.” — Chris Kasparoza Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can you make… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
