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The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said,…

— Les Dawson

What can you say about a man, who on Mother's Day sends flowers to his mother-in-law, with a note thanking her for making him…

— Nancy Reagan

....called to give you the good news. I asked our daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially your son-in-law. Now,…

— Jeaniene Frost

Mom: YOU`RE GROUNDED. Me: Psh. Fine I don`t care. Mom: Give me your phone then. Me: OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU.

— Itsme867

The most unexpected message I received - well, it wasn't really a message. Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson, Beyonce's mom, posted about me on Instagram. I…

— Coco Gauff

Mother's Day is coming up soon. If you're lucky enough to still have your mother, tell her you're grateful to her [...] at some…

— Cassandra King

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.

— Ken Dodd

I think my mother-in-law is trying to tell me something. She is giving me baby clothes and baby food...Not happening.

— Anonymous

She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to…

— Anthony Jeselnik

“Although I notice there is never a truly good time to have a nice long chat with one´s mother-in-law, unless you are having an…

— Suzanne Finnamore

“Mom, I have to tell you something,”...... “Oh my God, you’re pregnant.”

— Nely Cab

And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad.…

— J.K. Simmons