April fools Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “So I hear april jones have been found! what a fool that man was” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare April fools Fools Funny Funny quotes Qoutes Topics
I am not bound to spend my precious days on Earth trying to keep up with the Joneses - because the Joneses are really… — Glennon Doyle Melton Copy Share Image
April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
Everyone has this vision of Jones as a maniacal ogre. Wrong. He was charming, sweet, and a fabulous speaker. — Powers Boothe Copy Share Image
To be honest, I didn't want to get inside Jones's head. Every time I wrote about Jim Jones I practically had to tie myself… — Julia Scheeres Copy Share Image
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I said about Van Jones . Be careful. This guy is extraordinarily dangerous and he is smart. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
We were terrified that Jones would settle. It was contrary to our purpose of bringing down the president. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
We were keeping up with the Joneses, but we were going against Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. We should have stayed in our reality… — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day. Honestly speaking,… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u wont like… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am broken, laying in pieces on the floor, unable to put them back together. You made me fall for you, but you didn't… — Patience Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
