April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
April Fools Day prank for a friend: post their car and phone number on craigslist for dirt cheap and watch the phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fools comes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually, we did a fun April Fools' thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go… — James Franco Copy Share Image
I am broken, laying in pieces on the floor, unable to put them back together. You made me fall for you, but… — Patience Copy Share Image
“264. The longest passenger rail service currently running directly between two cities runs from Moscow, Russia to Pyongyang, North Korea, a distance… — Lena Shaw Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day.… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Great April Fools prank: put a piece of bubble-wrap under the toilet seat so when your victim sits they are surprised by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
