April fool Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare April fool April fools April fools day Fools' Day Funny Heart attack Worst day
April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fools comes once in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day. Honestly speaking,… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I guess I Love You was one of ur April Fool tricks which I Stupidly fell for..! — Kaceem Madridista Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
