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April fool Quote by Green Monk

“April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when…” quote by Green Monk — Download Open image

“April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear.”

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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in…

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Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right?

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Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day.

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Thank god April Fools day is over, back to reality now please...

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Knock knock who's there it me april who april fool

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“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day. Honestly speaking,…

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Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

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I guess I Love You was one of ur April Fool tricks which I Stupidly fell for..!

Kaceem Madridista

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“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.”

Olivia Lichtenstein

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April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.

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Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.

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