April fool Quote by Anonymous

Off to find the mythical clitoris! -Darald

— Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Finally found the clitoris! Thanks to my family, friends and you guys for all the support!

— Nikhil Saluja

The clitoris is the female sex organ, and the fact that we aren't told that when we were small children is devastating. We grow…

— Betty Dodson

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.

— Eve Ensler

Now, my oral illustration be like clitoral stimulation to the female gender Ain't nothin' better Let me know when it's wet enough to enter

— Andre Benjamin

“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle…

— Eve Ensler

The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.

— Dannii Minogue

If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go play in…

— Anonymous

Your ignorance bores me, and I wouldnt suck a dick, a real one, any sooner than Id take a ring from a prick who…

— Andrea Gibson

The magic button to get a woman to behave for at least 20 minutes is called a clitoris.

— Nikhil Saluja

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above…

— Louise Fitzhugh

Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news.

— Nikhil Saluja