Bitch please Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bitch please
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.' — Vicky Hartzler Copy Share Image
Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do… — Zak Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so fake that after awhile, you finally showed your true colors. — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
You know you're an Ass when you think it's okay to hurt others just because you're not happy with your family or your life. — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
That Bitch is so fake she should have 'MADE IN CHINA' Stamped on the back of her neck — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry you're such a fake bitch, your life must be so empty. — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
The more na pinipigilan mo feelings mo para sakanya, the more na lumalala. — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
True friends will always find a way to help you. Fake friends will always find an excuse. | Flickr - Photo Sharing! — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
Did it ever occur to you that people think you're an ass, because you're an ass? — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
If she hates fake bitches is it because shes a real bitch - Philosoraptor — Louise Angela Deseles Copy Share Image
This girl at my school thought she was going do some shit to me but all she doing is talking that crap and on… — Reagsn G Copy Share Image
