Birth certificate Quotes

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures.

— Orly Taitz

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's…

— Rush Limbaugh

I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have…

— Donald Trump

I believe that every single human being is entitled to the protection of our laws, whether they can vote or not. Whether…

— Marco Rubio

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He…

— Craig Ferguson

It's right there on my birth certificate, 'Shelton Hank Williams III.' It's not fake.

— Hank Williams III

I say nothing, because I was able to get Barack Obama to produce [birth certificate]. He should have produced it a long…

— Donald Trump

Sidney Blumenthal is very close friend of Secretary [Hillary] Clinton. And her campaign manager, Patti Doyle, went to - during the campaign,…

— Donald Trump

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that…

— Bob Monkhouse

The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It…

— Conan O'Brien

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

— David Letterman

Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President…

— Jimmy Fallon

Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it.

— Jenny Offill

Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run…

— Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.

— Jay Leno

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case,…

— George Carlin

Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met…

— Brooke Fraser

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

— David Letterman

I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation…

— Joe Arpaio

Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new…

— David Letterman

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

— Ronnie Shakes

I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for…

— Bill Maher

Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded…

— Jimmy Fallon

You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything.

— Barack Obama

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

— Steven Wright