“I’m your mother. Your birth certificate grants me the right to meddle in your life.” She” — Kate Perry Copy Share Image
It's right there on my birth certificate, 'Shelton Hank Williams III.' It's not fake. — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
“No matter what his birth certificate said or didn't say, he was Billy Dent's son.” — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
Since the issues surrounding President Obama's birth certificate began during his campaign in 2008, I have rejected the notion that he is… — Mike Coffman Copy Share Image
President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children? — Kathy Calvin Copy Share Image
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.' — David Letterman Copy Share Image
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth certificate. — Michael Gough Copy Share Image
Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it. — Jenny Offill Copy Share Image
I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification… — Bob Dole Copy Share Image
“Family is not just about who you appear to belong to, or what it says on your birth certificate, or who you… — Marina Chapman Copy Share Image
The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met… — Brooke Fraser Copy Share Image
I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I believe that every single human being is entitled to the protection of our laws, whether they can vote or not. Whether… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
“Dirk tried to imagine what might happen if—to pick a name quite at random—the God Thor, he of the Norwegian ancestry and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is… — Steve Tesich Copy Share Image
I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton's campaign first raised… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures. — Orly Taitz Copy Share Image
There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I think I called myself an entertainer on my son's birth certificate. That sounds a bit Sammy Davis Jr. or Brian Conley,… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
![“I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation on a fraudulent government Hawaii document, period, on a birth certificate, so if you can say Cruz has fake documents, okay.” quote by Joe Arpaio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/efe/joe-arpaio-9065_birth_i-don-t-care-where-ted-cruz-comes-from-i_1159418.jpg)
![“I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real…” quote by Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4eb/donald-trump-18_being-honest_i-have-people-that-have-been-studying-ob_64831.jpg)
![“He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton's campaign first raised this issue. He picked this up from Hillary Clinton.” quote by Rudy Giuliani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4b2/rudy-giuliani-958_barack_he-donald-trump-is-the-one-who-got-him-b_1628271.jpg)
