Baby Quote by Ronnie Shakes Download Open image “I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.” — Ronnie Shakes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Birth Birth certificate Causes Certificates Probable cause Ugly
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