Lol Quote by Mishack Download Open image “Your birth certificate is a apology letter to the condom industry” — Mishack ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lol
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.' — Vicky Hartzler Copy Share Image
Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not in our hands to prevent our birth; but we can correct this mistake - for in some cases it is a… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I never believed that they was such thing as love at first sight but I think I'm having that feeliing @sarahlovemoody — Mishack Copy Share Image
You got the smile that only heavens can make,i pray to God everyday for you to keep that smile — Mishack Copy Share Image
If all love on earth could be as this, we would be properbly burning right now — Mishack Copy Share Image
Moving like a big boss!! calling me a big boy, when they pass me the ball I would score — Mishack Copy Share Image
If falling in love with you was a mistake, I will make that same mistake in the next life to come if they is… — Mishack Copy Share Image
Taylor swift was referring to hoes leg when she say never coming back together — Mishack Copy Share Image
“My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and... "Give it a rest, already," Tod… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Everything is uncertian this might be your last breath this might b mine right now is all that is here right now is all… — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
“You're not seriously going?" Troy asks. "Of course I'm going," I say. "What other choice do I have?" "Um...not going.” — Tera Lynn Childs Copy Share Image
“The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to need all… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
