Giving birth Quote by Anonymous

Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too

— Miranda H

Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant.

— Anonymous

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

— Anonymous

Condoms are 97 percent effective at preventing pregnancy.

— Anonymous

Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.

— Anonymous

Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!

— Anonymous

Your birth certificate is a apology letter to the condom industry

— Mishack

Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.

— Carlos De'shawn Banks

I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

— George Eliot

Birth-control through self-restraint is the most desirable, sensible and totally harmless method.

— Mahatma Gandhi

It turns out childbirth is really... messy.

— Ryan North

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

— Lisa Lopes