Fathers Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fathers Fathers day Happy fathers day
I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some! — Gloria Trevi Copy Share Image
Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
What if condoms worked 100% of the time, periodes never came, and chololate never ran out — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears & the father disappears. — Omar Valenzuela Copy Share Image
I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life. — Lisa Lopes Copy Share Image
Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A happy family needs a loving and caring father, and he who knows how to be a mother sometimes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are women who will never get to know their fathers and won't get over it. There are women who have had to know… — A. Van Jordan Copy Share Image
I believe in my Mormon faith, and I endeavor to live by it. My faith is the faith of my fathers - I will… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
On Father's Day, we pay tribute to all in our society who have taken on the responsibilitie s and joys of fatherhood. Whether our… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Being a role model is the most powerful form of educating...too often fathers neglect it because they get so caught up in making a… — John Wooden Copy Share Image
Conservatism is about the basic rights of individuals. God created us. As far as the government goes, the Founding Fathers based the Constitution off… — Joe Wurzelbacher Copy Share Image
“You can know a thing to death and be for all purposes completely ignorant of it. A man can know his father, or his… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
For a man, there's a big responsibility that comes with having a boy because men are made by their fathers. If you've got a… — Rafe Spall Copy Share Image
“Dads. Do you not realize that your child needs to feel your skin on his? Do you not realize the incredible and powerful bond… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
