Boys Quote by Miranda H

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...

— Anonymous

Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant.

— Anonymous

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

— Anonymous

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

— Lisa Lopes

Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!

— Anonymous

Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.

— Carlos De'shawn Banks

Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.

— Anonymous

Your birth certificate is a apology letter to the condom industry

— Mishack

Condoms are 97 percent effective at preventing pregnancy.

— Anonymous

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of…

— Joycelyn Elders

With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list.

— Pretty Ladii

Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears & the father disappears.

— Omar Valenzuela