Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Walking around
Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears & the father disappears. — Omar Valenzuela Copy Share Image
Sex without Condoms is Magicalà_A baby appears &&àThe Father Disappears. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: Take the condom off! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO Boy: OK but if you get pregnant then YOYO Girl: What's that? Boy: You on… — ZG Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Girl: Take the condom off ! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO. Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant, YOYO. Girl: What's that ? Boy: YOU… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around. — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
