Condoms Quote by Kenzie-ann Download Open image “What if condoms worked 100% of the time, periodes never came, and chololate never ran out” — Kenzie-ann ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Came Chololate Condoms Condoms Worked Hopes People Periodes Came Time What if Worked
I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some! — Gloria Trevi Copy Share Image
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With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life. — Lisa Lopes Copy Share Image
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do… — Zak Copy Share Image
Depending on someone is like when the condom breaks, only time will tell. — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
WHENM LIFE BRINGS YA CONDOMS WHY NOT PUT THEM ON ALL THE DICK HEADS OUT THERE — Jessie Riley Copy Share Image
Id be lying if I told you I was happy. I would also be lying if I told you I need you to live — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
Keeping your innocence with a man should not be a job it should be a privilege — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
Dear ex, sometimes I wish you would jump off a brigde and die. others I wish that I would be holding your hand while… — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
I dont need a man to fight my battles, I need a man who will stand by my battles — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
I don't ask for much but I fucked up, I know I fucked up, I admit I fucked up but everybody fuck up, — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
A black man can say its because I'm back but once that white kid stands up and says its because I'm white the room… — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
You cant tell me that the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you won't have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
“Because Clare had never let the fact that Mark didn't have a father in his life get in the way of sex education. She'd… — lisa henry Copy Share Image
“So here we are, in the family planning aisle with a cart full of sports drinks and our hands full of . . .… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I love kids just because they are the only one who remind me to buy condoms. — Shiney Hay Copy Share Image
“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.” — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
“So he heads straight for the condoms an grabs a box a 24 Durex Avanti. He says they’ve got a 64mm width stead a… — Londonstani Copy Share Image
“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image