It's funny wen a man says dat his wife is 'expecting a baby'. As if she would deliver a turtle...lol — Ritzy Copy Share Image
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
She told me to spice-up the relationship .. So I started to throw chili powder on her face and nw we dont… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
I just hate it when my baby try to chill with some other guy..hunny.!.if u really want to chill then please use A.C. not… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
Every girl has her bestfriend,boyfriend and true love but you are really lucky if they are the same person :) — Ritzy Copy Share Image
What about your promise, the swear, the intention..u said tht the day my heart forgets you will be the last day of my life...I… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
& I promise ...someday u'll regret losing me.... and u'll think back & say damn ..tht boy really did love me.... :'( — Ritzy Copy Share Image
I will cross the ocean for you..... I will go and bring you the moon... I will be your hero your strength... Anything you… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he will find one reason… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
