Lol Quote by Ritzy

She say this shit gon' catch up to me I keep tissue paper. We eat each other whenever we at the dinner table.

— Lil Wayne

I kiss her and she finds the light switch and turns it off, and we're just lit in Pepsi-can colors and it's like we've…

— David Levithan

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield

We made a plan at school to meet in her garage and kiss. It was like this little business deal. I kissed her and…

— Brad Pitt

Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake. She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake. Now there's crumbs all over…

— Kanye West

I sucked in the smell of her perfume, Viva La Juicy, and was swept away. La Juicy was part of my oxygen supply, even…

— Levi Johnston

Your girl's a snorter, so I let her sniff it off the block and when she get really high she suck my dick alot…

— Gucci Mane

Eating plain toast will detonate her. "I'll have some honey." When the bread is done I scrape on a microscopic layer of it and…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

She throw it at me like I'm just one strike away. Sometimes life is hard to swallow, but she like to taste.

— Lil Wayne

We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked…

— Blink 182

Told her I be dealin' with some real-life shit. She be askin' "When?", bitch, when I feel like it.

— J Cole

Then we take a shower together, and wash each others back and if she kick it off, I'm a run it back.

— Lil Wayne