Funny Quote by Ritzy Download Open image “It's funny wen a man says dat his wife is 'expecting a baby'. As if she would deliver a turtle...lol” — Ritzy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Lol Marriage
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It's interesting: when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. It's the most life-changing experience you'll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.' And then the second the baby comes, everyone's like, 'Welcome to hell! Ha ha ha! You fool!' — Andy Samberg Copy Share
If a woman's fertility was in question, we wouldn't laugh, but if it is male, we have a right old laugh about it. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
“you can’t complain around a pregnant woman. I know that because I’ve lived with one for eight years. Every one of the man’s problems is insignificant on a relative basis. HUSBAND: I’m tired. PREGNANT WOMAN: Oh, really? I’m growing a human being. HUSBAND: I have so much work to do. PREGNANT WOMAN: Oh, really? I have to push a baby… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
Women say . . . that if men had to have babies there would soon be no babies in the world. . . .… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born,… — Kevin Copy Share Image
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you anyway... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just hate it when my baby try to chill with some other guy..hunny.!.if u really want to chill then please use A.C. not… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
Every girl has her bestfriend,boyfriend and true love but you are really lucky if they are the same person :) — Ritzy Copy Share Image
What about your promise, the swear, the intention..u said tht the day my heart forgets you will be the last day of my life...I… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
& I promise ...someday u'll regret losing me… and u'll think back & say damn ..tht boy really did love me… :'( — Ritzy Copy Share Image
I will cross the ocean for you… I will go and bring you the moon... I will be your hero your strength... Anything you… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he will find one reason… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image