Animal Quote by Jim Gaffigan

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the…

— Jim Gaffigan

It's funny wen a man says dat his wife is 'expecting a baby'. As if she would deliver a turtle...lol

— Ritzy

“Percy and Frank stumbled backwards. ‘Um … is that thing tame?’ Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. ‘I don’t think so,’ Percy guessed. ‘He just said,…

— Rick Riordan

“So in case you were wondering, I had no idea her friend was you,” Gael said. “I wouldn’t have tried to rope you into…

— Leah Konen

“Every year after Jeannie has her annual baby, I receive congratulations from friends and family. There’s always one person who says, “Oh, you just…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Just don't eat all of it," Ram fusses. "It could be tampered with. You should show it to your dad first, he'll know--" "Ram…

— Rose Christo

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

— Tracy Morgan

“Holy mackerel, mother of baby fishes, is that a bed?”

— Elle Casey

“Oh, no! I promise it's not human," Mom bats her hands in the air in an effort to wrangle them back into their seats.…

— Addison Moore

“Male Amazon river dolphins will even insert thier penises in each other's blowholes in the only known example of nasal sex.* *I refuse to…

— David J. Linden

“Hello, little girl," he said, which was only his first big mistake. "I'm sure you want to know all about hedgehogs, eh?" "I did…

— Terry Pratchett

I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.

— Gallagher