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“So it was that my most impressionable years of boyhood were spent gazing at not a whale, but a whale's penis. Whenever I tired…

— Haruki Murakami

“I've always found that a rather unfortunate quirk in our species. Everyone pants towards orgasm without pausing to realise that its merely a biological…

— Elizabeth George

There is something about dolphins. It is difficult to put into words...

— Mark Carwardine

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” The elephant replies, “Sex on the beach, please.”…

— Jarod Kintz

“Dolphins love each other so romantically, so playfully, so completely, that it is obvious that they are sent by God to teach us by…

— Louis de Bernières

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”

— Nenia Campbell

“Don't be stupid and awkward," the dolphin says. "You want to walk together or not?" "You are a stupid piece of shit. Go away…

— tao lin

Boy : Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. Girl : Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Never…

— Author Name

“I once had a patient who was convinced that his head was full of sea water and a crab lived inside. When I asked…

— Michael Robotham

Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its too long... :P Girl:Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh nevermind, you'll…

— Anonymous

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His…

— Kirstie Collins Brote