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“Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its too long... :P Girl:Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh nevermind, you'll never get it :)”

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