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“Tim Minchin and Daniel Kitson are the two people that when I see them, I think I could never be that funny or that clever.”

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Nobody at school would have expected me to be involved in anything that might have been perceived as cool. I was trying to make…

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If I was happy for eternity I don't think I could enjoy it.

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Sometimes my jokes are meant to be tasteless.

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I have a lack of practical skills. I can't mend anything or do anything manly; I don't understand how anything works.

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It's easy to pass judgement on someone else's racism, but what about your own?

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I have never been a massive fan of music.

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I had a very happy upbringing; I love funny people and love to make them laugh.

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I've always liked science fiction as a way of commenting on ourselves and it's wrong that it is seen as less valid than other…

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Sometimes with relationships where you work in the same job, it becomes all about the job.

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On one podcast, I attempt to antagonise and lose listeners by commentating on myself playing snooker against myself in my basement. Most people are…

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I can't be the only one who watches 'Footloose' and hopes that John Lithgow will stop Kevin Bacon ever dancing again.

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I've run a marathon - I think that's the most surprising thing about me.

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You're beautiful, cute, pretty, gorgeous, and fuck.. I ran out of words.

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What we shall need is not geniuses, or cynics, or misanthropes, or clever tacticians, but plain, honest, straghtforward men.

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There was another reason [she] took her books whenever they went away. They were her home when she was somewhere strange. They were familiar…

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“The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox. The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to both sides. The grandparent will move the flowerbox halfway out of the sun. The child will turn it around properly so that the…

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Good people are found not changed. Recently I read a headline that said, 'We don't teach people to be nice. We simply hire nice…

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Need to go to the pharmacy, because I'm so sick!

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My valour is certainly going! - it is sneaking off! - I feel it oozing out as it were at the palms of my…

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'I Love You' fails to sum up all the memories, smiles, laughs, trials, and tribulations.

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People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

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I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd done that ... even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't've had to jump. I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course. But after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, do something different. Faster or more…

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