Why would u waste your time writing something mean or stupid if ur gunna put — Ayden Copy Share Image
Tim Minchin and Daniel Kitson are the two people that when I see them, I think I could never be that funny… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its too long... :P Girl:Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is important. If you're going to tell any sort of realistic story, you're going to have to have humor in it,… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
“He can make me laugh when all I want to do is cry. He can make me see the good in a… — Danelle Harmon Copy Share Image