Funny clever Quote by Princess Download Open image “Hadphones definetely tie themselves into knots when we're not looking!” — Princess ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny clever
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
Dear Earphones, please, just stop having heaving sex in my pocket. Sincerely, tired of untangling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today when I saw my tangled earphones in my pocket, I realized that their life is more complicated than mine. — NISHANT GROVER Copy Share Image
It turned out that some crooked things looked even worse when straightened. Some tangled knots only made sense once unraveled. — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
Before you Tie the Knot you want to maker sure yall shoe strings are tied the same ! — Milliton Munney Copy Share Image
YES, I'm different from each and every single one of you but that's what makes me special *_* — Princess Copy Share Image
Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I like you. It just means I'm polite. — Princess Copy Share Image
Life is short , so JUST live it . Don't keep thinking about what You could have done , or SHOULD have done .… — Princess Copy Share Image
That person who makes everything ok, the one who makes you smile or laugh with evry word spoken...that is the person you should treasure… — Princess Copy Share Image
* in the mall * MAN- can I get your number ? GIRL-why ? MAN-just to conversate with you... GIRL-how old are you ?… — Princess Copy Share Image
That horrible feeling, when you actually consider what'd it'd be like to get run over by a car… — Princess Copy Share Image
You woke up, head aches Car won't start and you're already late So you drove fast, too fast Yeah, that was a cop you… — Princess Copy Share Image
Ok, just for fun lol, did I dye my hair...? True/False If you already know the answer don't ruin it hehe;) (James this means… — Princess Copy Share Image
You may think that I'm talking foolish... You've heard that I'm wild and I'm free... YOu may wonder how... I can promise you now...… — Princess Copy Share Image
Moi Assu Je' T aime LOVE does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. LOVE is a battle; LOVE… — Princess Copy Share Image
Humor is important. If you're going to tell any sort of realistic story, you're going to have to have humor in it, because people… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its too long... :P Girl:Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh nevermind, you'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why would u waste your time writing something mean or stupid if ur gunna put — Ayden Copy Share Image
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image